When I have…

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Money, I’ll pay my debt and get my car going :)

A car, I’ll feel less awkward about doing so many things!

Can do all the things I want, I’ll make my friends come with me and we will adventure and travel.

Have no more debt, I can start saving for BIG things.

Have my life in order, I can get my degree.

Get my degree, I will finally feel like I’ve accomplished something.

When I move out of this apartment, I will be leaving the past behind. All of it.

I moved to the asteroid in a panic.

I moved to the new flat in a panic.

This time, I’m not panicking.

This time, it’s a choice.

A list of foods that I, your roommate, will never steal:

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Your creamy peanut butter – unless I’m out of crunchy and anything more delicious

Anything alcoholic – unless I’m depressed and it’s easily replaceable

Your meat – unless meat is a euphemism for dick

The last of anything – unless I’m really super pissed at you and you have pizza.

I’m probably gonna steal everything else. But you can use my food too! And if I use it, I’ll replace it :)

Moving!

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My apartment complex.

They called me yesterday morning to ask me to move out two weeks early. So this time next week I’ll be in a two bedroom apartment with chocolate carpet and child locks on all the cabinets. And let me level with you: I’m worried.

There are families all around us. I’m super afraid that we’re gonna get noise complaints from ALL the people :(

Both the bedrooms are smaller than my current bedroom. I guess our bldg used to be 2/2s instead of the 2/1s. It’s nice though. I just definitely need to get rid of more stuff. No more hoarding! Hahaha yeah right :/

This arrangement may have been a little rash. But I can’t afford myself and we will hopefully still like each other in a year. Hopefully.

Hopefully :s

OH! I have a great idea! Let’s stick rods of metal through my nipples. Wait! Better idea!! Let’s switch them out for something at a lower gauge, wait for them to heal down, then stick the bigger jewelry back in! What could possibly go wrong!?

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Or: OWWWIIIEEE MY NIPPLES HURT I HATE IT MAKE THEN BETTER AND THERE WAS EVEN SOME BLOOD ON THEM TODAY AND I HATE IT KISS THEM BETTER! :

For someone who is so meticulous in the aftercare of both piercings and tattoos, I’m supremely careless once they’ve healed. I suppose my nipples are only my second body piercing, so maybe I shouldn’t be so hard on myself. But now I know how super quickly they heal. Super. A lot.

I would like to get my nose repierced but that can’t happen while I’m at the JP’z. That’s okay. I love my job way more that a stud in my nose :p

And I’m still way too lazy to have obtained my belly button pierce QQ

Ah well. Maybe I’ll stop being lazy one day. HAHAHA LOL LIKE THAT IS EVER GONNA HAPPEN.

Unrelatedly: BSG is an amazing show that I love. I’m like halfway through the first season :)